Terms of Use

📜 1. Acceptance of Vibes

By accessing this site, you accept the QMTP Vibe™. This includes chaos, tech modpacks, questionable decisions, and the occasional “bro what did you just say” moment. If you cannot handle the heat, please consult your local mew technician until you mog yourself into acceptance.

🧪 2. User Responsibilities (aka Don’t be actin' furry delulu)

You agree not to grief, troll, spam, or act like that one kid who says “um actually” every five minutes. Violations may result in a ban, permanent ban, incineration, or being publicly roasted in the group chat, while being incinerated. Additional punishment for boujee displays of diamond chandeliers.

⚔️ 4. Rules of Engagement with Floor Bosses

So, as you enter the boss room, he's gonna throw wave after wave of disposable minions at you... and you must answer in kind?
Send the weaker players first. Good rule of thumb:
If a player asks you for diamonds 2 seconds after meeting you, front lines.
If they hijack conversations to rant about their political views, front lines.
If they leave floating trees, front lines.
If they say "I used to be top 1% at this game" and immediately proceed to jump in lava, front lines.

Now, when the boss' health bar dips into the red, he's going to switch from his axe and buckler to something called a talwar. At that point you should initiate a strategy called "The Final Solution" which is absolutely not what it sounds like whatsoever. It's just a code word for:

• Everyone panic
• Scream "HE'S AGGRO ON ME" even though he's clearly not
• The tank dies instantly and blames lag
• One guy says he's just doing a "strategic repositioning" when he really just died
• Yelling "bro revive me" at your friends even though you're playing a game without revives

If all else fails, you can always team up and hit it together, yeah!
And if by some miracle you succeed, congratulations: You have defeated the boss through teamwork, friendship, and the noble sacrifice of every trash player who shouldn't have been there in the first place.

🚀 5. Modded Content Disclaimer

QMTP uses modpacks that may cause your PC to sound like a PS4 taking off into low earth orbit. By playing, you accept the risk of:

• Spontaneous explosions
• "Accidental" antimatter incidents
• Your FPS dropping so fast it becomes seconds per frame
• Your friend insisting "it's fine" right before the server crashes
• Villagers pulling up with chainsaws and committing acts that break the Geneva Conventions
• Unintentional glazing

💀 6. Liability (We make no guarantee that you will have a bussin' time)

QMTP is not responsible for emotional damage, lost brain cells, rage quits, or the existential crisis you get when your mining expedition ends to a swarm of creepers for the 5th time. It's generally recommended to touch grass if needed.

📡 7. Changes to These Terms

NGL, low key, we may update these Terms whenever we feel like it, fr fr. Sometimes the Terms change if someone does something so unhinged that we need to write a new rule specifically for them. Like, can I just be zesty for a sec? The server might be down like the syndrome, but the vibes are most certainly always up.
And since reading this means you're using the site, that means you agree. Cry about it. Cope. Seethe. Mald. Go outside and touch some grass. Then come back and keep playing anyways.