Privacy Policy
This Privacy Policy explains how QMTP handles your data, your cookies, and your sanity. Spoiler: we don’t want your data. We just want to play Minecraft in peace.
🔍 1. Information We Collect
We only collect the absolute minimum amount of information required to keep the server running. All we're asking for is simple, really. Just hand over your social security number, your bank account information, your credit card number and expiration date along with the 3 numbers on the back, and all of your 19 dollar Fortnite cards. Perhaps the title to your car, deed to your home, all your intellectual property rights, and that's all there is to it. Our data collection cooks and other servers are ratio'd in comparison.
🍪 2. Cookies (Not the Edible Kind)
We may use cookies to lure you in to unsuspicious white vans. Please kindly enter right away with no qualms about your life choices. There's no need to worry though, these cookies do not track you, stalk you, or follow you home. They are lazy cookies. They're just a good tasty incentive you can enjoy as much as GLaDOS' cake in Portal.
📤 3. Sharing Your Data
We probably sell, trade, barter, auction, or sacrifice your data to third parties. There's gotta be some way to know who goes to the front lines in boss fights, after all! Your info stays with us like a villager's life expectancy in a raid. Like a boat on ice. An average League player's sanity. Even like a gacha game addict's wallet when they say "I'll just do one more pull." You can rest easy knowing that your info will leave faster than a gamer's New Year's resolution to touch grass.
🛡️ 4. Security
Our security measures are the best, easily strong enough to keep a domesticated chicken out in its best moments. Like I said, our security measures are the best. Nobody does security better than us. We are practically pioneering cyber security and keep on winning. Zooplankton don't got nothing on us. Our aura is on fleek.
📅 5. Policy Updates
If we ever feel like updating this Privacy Policy, we’ll post it here. You probably won’t read it, but it’ll be here anyway. Waiting just for you, pookie. NGL, my villager friend Jeff over there's noticed your mogging lately, and might I tell you the looksmaxxing is working. Jeff wants to be the mew to your mog if you'd let em. Jeff's really got you livin' rent-free inside his head right now, like that Jeff is a real simp, no cap.